On integrity, honor and duty:
"A real man keeps his word."
On religion:
"If you want to become that close to 'God', die instead."
"Everyone becomes closer to Buddha when they stop breathing. It's harder to be close while you still are..."
"I don't have to believe in God to believe in myself."
Life Lessons:
"Anyone who kills and goes on living has accepted the fact that some day, he'll be killed in return (or 'on his turn')."
"There are those who deserve to die..."
On mourning & loss:
“I don’t read sutra(s) for the dead."
On personal space:
"Don't touch me..."
"I'm not good at socializing."
"What I pick up or throw away is none of your business."
"Can I shoot you?"
"Shut the f-ck up."
"I have a gun."
On finances:
"It's not my money..."
"Heh..."
On intelligence:
"Your idiocy is breathtaking."
"You're too naive."
"Shut the f-ck up."
On counsel:
"Go away..."
"Shut the f-ck up."
"Makai Tenjou..."
Sanzo Snarkiness:
"Do you want to die that badly?"
"I'll kill you."
"Wanna try it out?"
"Shut the f-ck up!"
Heh... Sanzo loves the f-word... damn monk.